Slow Cooked. Fast Living.
Join the dinner crew. No secret handshake. Just pass the salsa verde.
The Carnitas Cartel runs a tight operation: crisp pork, full tortillas and absolutely no one leaving hungry. Wear the character from our camp-kitchen menu while you work the skillet or supervise from a suspiciously comfortable chair.
A black unisex tri-blend tee with a regular fit and a lightweight, vintage feel. Choose your size above and let the graphic do the talking.

Wear It. Then Cook It.
Start with fully cooked carnitas, crisp them in a skillet, then roll with rice, beans, cheese and salsa verde. Dinner has been declassified.
Cook the Carnitas Cartel āThe Shirt, Without the Salsa
- Bella + Canvas 3413 unisex tri-blend T-shirt
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric, 40 singles
- Regular fit with side-seamed construction
- Blank garment sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras or the US
Keep It out of Hot Water
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Skip fabric softener. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Cool iron inside out if necessary; do not iron the decoration or dry clean.
The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or certain lighting. Shirt only; burritos, tacos and imaginary employment benefits are not included.



















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